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His following post is leaving me speechless!

Every insult I write isn't insulting enough!

panic

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LardAss wrote:

Grass cut. Heat index 108. About half dead.

This morning at 9:30, I went out to cut the grass. Had no choice as it rained here last week and growth exploded. Temp was already 85 with heat index of about 95. Took about an hour and i got it all done except the back yard. Got the poops picked up by way of getting ready though.

Came inside shaky and exhausted. Had a big drink and laid down on the bed until 11:30. Finally forced myself to get up, and go out and finish befire it became a blast furnace. Took about a half hour. Temp at the time was 95 with heat index of 103. Came back in by 12:15, and have been in bed since. More water, room temp is 70. I have a major headache, and moving around is difficult at best.

Feeling a bit better finally, but being outside in south Texas in the summer is not a pleasant experience.
 
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Dear D'umbfuck,
1: Mow only in the early mornings - especially when you are wearing arctic level insulation!
2: Gatoraid is your very best friend. Drink at least a quart during your mow and when it gets too hot to continue... drink another quart!


Covfefe!
 
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Originally posted by Libertarian:
Dear D'umbfuck,
1: Mow only in the early mornings - especially when you are wearing arctic level insulation!
2: Gatoraid is your very best friend. Drink at least a quart during your mow and when it gets too hot to continue... drink another quart!


To add! Try losing 150 lbs of lard, LardASS! dumbass




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That's the arctic insulation. He'll need it when the big freeze happens. Besides, it's the only thing I he owns that can't be repossessed.


Covfefe!
 
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You'd think he could afford to pay a Mexican with all the fundraisers.
 
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Take more TRAMADOL.
 
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Half dead? Do it again and finish the job!


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He sounds like he is diabetic.


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Dennis Olson died several months ago. His posting board has been run now for months by the government who is data mining so they can go line up his supporters, shoot them into ditches and cover them with quick lime.




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He's in f'ing Texas. He can't hire an illegal to do it for $20? Surely he can sift off enough fundraiser $ to get his damn yard cut. FFS, his neighbors would probably kick in a few bucks to keep LardAss from further lowering their property values.
 
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Originally posted by Charlie:
Dennis Olson died several months ago. His posting board has been run now for months by the government who is data mining so they can go line up his supporters, shoot them into ditches and cover them with quick lime.




^^^^^^^^
This made tingles run up my leg. As Trump would say, so happy.


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Originally posted by Charlie:
Dennis Olson died several months ago. His posting board has been run now for months by the government who is data mining so they can go line up his supporters, shoot them into ditches and cover them with quick lime.




^^^^^^^^
This made tingles run up my leg. As Trump would say, so happy.
that's what Chris Matthews said about Obama. lol


Covfefe!
 
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Originally posted by Jefiner:
He sounds like he is diabetic.


Yep.


My easy-goin' nature is gettin' sorely fuckin' tested.

 
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Originally posted by Libertarian:
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Originally posted by Traitor Vic:
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Originally posted by Charlie:
Dennis Olson died several months ago. His posting board has been run now for months by the government who is data mining so they can go line up his supporters, shoot them into ditches and cover them with quick lime.




^^^^^^^^
This made tingles run up my leg. As Trump would say, so happy.
that's what Chris Matthews said about Obama. lol


Pretty much who I copied too.


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Melania makes tingles run up and down my legs. Ivanka does about half that.


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Melania makes tingles run up and down my legs. Ivanka does about half that.


What about Charo? She is more your type pendajo!

You know I say that with love.

And Sage would beat the shit out of you if you came within 100 feet of any of these wimmens.


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Sakira and Selma are more my cup of tea. Charo reminds me too much of Tammy Faye Baker. Classier and much hotter, but I see the resemblance and it puts me off.

Remember Pia Zadora? Oh my!


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Charo reminds me too much of Tammy Faye Baker.

YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!

I'm pretty sure I popped my first "sexually aroused" boner to Charo.

She has a special place in my...err...heart.






 
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Whatever floats your boat. I said she was classier and hotter, not ugly at all. It takes all kinds.


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Whatever floats your boat. I said she was classier and hotter, not ugly at all. It takes all kinds.

I'm sure you know I was just having fun.

Smile

Sad thing is, my boat will float in just about anything.

1anon
 
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