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State of the art laser defense - compact model



Heavy duty Megadeath - ready for battle



Basic unit prior to modification





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"LIVE! Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death. LIVE! LIVE! LIVE!" Auntie Mame

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That one in the second picture is giving you the stink eye and looks very dangerous.

I think you need to hire me as your security contractor so I can eliminate the threat to you and yours.

I have quite the portfolio. In fact, I just eliminated a pretty big 5x5 Elk in Colorado last month. Pretty sure he was a big wig in the CEC
(Colorado Elk Cartel).

Think it over...how much is your safety and well-being worth?
 
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Well, you can keep the meat, the rack, everything nose to tail. But do you have room in your freezer? Elk are pretty damn big - like Nimitz-class. Eek I'm glad we don't have them here. There's enough to dodge with the lions and coyotes and bears.


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"LIVE! Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death. LIVE! LIVE! LIVE!" Auntie Mame

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I never asked for trust funds. They were thrust upon me. Have pity.

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