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Well now, I reckon he earned a place at the campfire after the apocalypse.


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Listen to this Libertarian.

https://soundcloud.com/shadowm...adow-kuzzy-of-2kings

Here are the lyrics for Liberia's first Ebola song:

Something happen
Something in town

Oh yeah the news

I said something in town
Ebola
Ebola in town
Don't touch your friend!
No touching

No eating something

It's dangerous!
Ebola
Ebola in town

Don't touch your friend!
No kissing!
No eating something
It's dangerous!

I woke up in the morning

I started hearing people dem yelling


"Da what thing happen? What thing happen? Ma peekin' what thing?"
They sit down grab me

They say something in town
Frisky!

That thing that in town it quick to kill

That me scary-o

E-B-O-L-A
Ebola. Ebola in town.
I started yelling.

I started running.

What place I will go?
I go to Guinea.

I went everywhere.

Ebola. Ebola there.
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm right here.
I'm not going nowhere-o.
I'm right here.
I know the medicine.

That distant hugging
I said distant shaking
Distant kissing

Don't touch me!

Something in town-oh

Something in town-eh


Ebola.
Ebola in town.
It's dangerous-o.
Ebola is very wicked.
It can kill you quick quick.
Be careful how you shaking hands-o.
Be careful who you touch.

Ebola is more than HIV/AIDS.


It can kill you quick quick.

It can kill you fast fast.

Don't touch your friend.
Don't touch your friend.
I say it will kill you-o.

My pa Jehovah
Please save us from Ebola

Nowhere to go

Nowhere to hide

And I ain't come in town
My people, ya'll please take time

Take time before you get that disease
Don't overlook it

That thing it quick to kill

Na na na na. Ebola - o.
It's dangerous.
Don't take it for joke
My people, I saw it before
It coming too fast

Be on the safe side, you hear me?
Ebola.

If you like the monkey

Don't eat the meat
If you like the baboon
I said don't eat the meat
If you like the bat-o
Don't eat the meat
Ebola in town.


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What the fuk was I listening to?!
 
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Originally posted by Ghost Finger:
Listen to this Libertarian.

https://soundcloud.com/shadowm...adow-kuzzy-of-2kings

Here are the lyrics for Liberia's first Ebola song:

I guarantee they play that at Gitmo 24/7...
 
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Listen to this Libertarian.

https://soundcloud.com/shadowm...adow-kuzzy-of-2kings



Huh. I imagined it sung to the tune of "The Banana Boat Song". Or maybe "L-O-L-A Lola".
 
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1,000,000 Chiappa Rhino Points
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The lyrics on this one are pure genius.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htdxK2FtYII


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The lyrics on this one are pure genius.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htdxK2FtYII

I bet that guy is knee deep in pussy...
 
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