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Strap on the Depends....FULL FRIGGIN MOON!!!!

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Max,

We've been through this before. Even though you may have filed all the doom paperwork in triplicate, Chicom has been known to be bitchy and stingy in it's approval.

You know this is coming:

 
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I'm feeling very DOOMISH LATELY.

The nightmares are horrific....causing me to awaken at 4 a.m. drenched in a cold sweat....accompanied by palpitations.

No LOC.....THIS TIME IT'S DIFFERENT.
THE DOOM IS EVER PRESENT...GNAWING
AT EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING.

I FEEL LIKE DAN GOING THROUGH THE DT'S.
 
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I need boobs....lots of boobs...giggling wildly
...so wildly that small beads of sweat are pelting my face as I peer into enternity with blissful ecstacy.

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Full moon???? If so....oh BOY.
 
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Yes...full moon....
 
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Mrs. Stinkfinger also feels this negative energy.
 
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Doom denied for atrocious handwriting and syntax.


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Bring in the tomato plants dearie.
 
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There's a pronounced hush throughout the world.
 
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Originally posted by chicom:
Doom denied for atrocious han

writing and syntax.


What you must realize, Chicom, is that this life is just a SIMULATION. The program was coded by REPTILIANS eons ago.

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Maxi~
If you really want this Doom thing to take off, you've got to offer a grant or fund a chair/guest lecturer, and *poof* a whole industry will pop out of nowhere.

Then you take the first book advance with a 3 volume contingency, get some undergrad to ghost write it, and cool your heels in a locale where the young chicks aren't keen on wearing much clothing. Works like a charm.


The Word's Foremost Authority.
 
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Maxi~
If you really want this Doom thing to take off, you've got to offer a grant or fund a chair/guest lecturer, and *poof* a whole industry will pop out of nowhere.

Then you take the first book advance with a 3 volume contingency, get some undergrad to ghost write it, and cool your heels in a locale where the young chicks aren't keen on wearing much clothing. Works like a charm.


Yeah....get a Phd as a DOOMOLOGIST in Ann Arbor, Mi....sounds good to me.
 
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Female patient: Will this electronic device give me an authentic DOOMGASM?
 
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Female patient: Will this electronic device give me an authentic DOOMGASM?

Back when TENS devices first came out, a female friend of mine found out that, if handled correctly, they will give a doomgasm. Apparently, s very good one too.


"Bigly!"
 
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Female patient: Will this electronic device give me an authentic DOOMGASM?

Back when TENS devices first came out, a female friend of mine found out that, if handled correctly, they will give a doomgasm. Apparently, s very good one too.


For guys....competing with the modern vibrator is difficult....trust me on this.
 
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Just hook up a vibrating dildo to your sawzall. Problem solved.




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Please Jesus, pretty please--is a little 100 to 200 foot asteroid striking the Earth too much to ask for?

How about it?
 
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Well alrighty then.

How’d that work out for ya?



 
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Well alrighty then.

How’d that work out for ya?


Saudi DOOM for starters...
 
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