What kind of tenderfoot sits down in an outhouse without checking the hole?
Sometime back the forest service gal was making the rounds cleaning the outhouses prior to Memorial Day weekend at all the campsites. When she opened one to clean it, out ran a bear that had been stuck in there for who knows how long. It was one pissed off and hungry critter. The shitters are well made concrete affairs made to look like tiny log cabins. The only problem is that the geniuses installed the door handles backwards. One end was a door knob, and the other was a door lever. They installed the lever on the outside and the knob on the inside when it should have been the opposite. The bear could get in the outhouse, but it couldn't get out.
That's government for you.
Face down, or I'll make your heart stop beating with my mind.
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