What a band of misfits. Are they all running some sort of scam? I don't think even half of the members over there are employed. They all seem to be getting some sort of government benefit, running a scam, or both. If DD were any race other than caucasian, he's be typical of what they all whine and bitch about and would label him a welfare queen. But since it's member, no one tells him to go get a f'ing job. He should team up with LardAss and run a "fundraiser" for the members who won't be getting free food in Feb. Surely LardAss would be more than happy to collect and then dole it out - all with no accounting.
Uncle Bob's would like to apologize to the following people or groups of people who we undoubtedly have offended over the course of the past few years. If you feel you have been personally offended then take this apology to be specifically for you. Otherwise, we apologize to Jewish Mexicans, President Barack Hussein Obama Mmm Mmm Mmm a.k.a. Hopey McChangey, Catholic Priests who dork little boys, vegetarians, Fruit Loop, Atkins' Diet adherents and other fat-asses, Dennis J. Olson, Delta Lady, Joe and his Socks, paranoid persona's, space aliens, Illegal Aliens, Boy Scouts, same sex aficionados, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Canadians, ditch diggers, people who support the aforementioned, people on Prozac, Mel Gibson, Nazi Mods, Tiger Woods, motorcycle gang members, rag heads or towel heads or any other Middle Eastern personas or personae, Crotch Bombers, Britney Spears, the blind, the entire Gay and Lesbian community, Charlie Sheen, Black Panthers, NAACP, and anybody who has ever been called Lard Ass.