The nightmare I had a few days back was unbelievable NO POWER FOR MONTHS. Then the killer flu hit--+1918 style.
Bitchen! Please Jesus, pretty please.
Frankly I've been waiting all week and yet no asteroids, no disease, no nukes and worse yet, no tsunami's.
Fuk--I'd settle for 1/2 dozen TB2Kooks coming down with some sorta' terminal illness--then posting their boo-hoo, woe-is-me, need your prayer stories on that site for shits-and-giggles.
I need some real doom and fast.
Don't forget all the TB2Kooks whining about "I'd prep if I wasn't broke, lame, in the city, too fat, too old, heart condition, you name it." That, in itself, can be doom worthy if the hysterics go uncontrolled. It's been too quite for far too long. I was hoping the plane full of disease ridden Muslims was going to bring about an event, but alas...
“The Lord said to Moses and Aaron: “This is a requirement of the law that the Lord has commanded: Tell the Israelites to bring you a red heifer without defect or blemish and that has never been under a yoke. … This will be a lasting ordinance both for the Israelites and for the aliens living among them.” (Numbers 19:1–2, 10)
Uncle Bob's would like to apologize to the following people or groups of people who we undoubtedly have offended over the course of the past few years. If you feel you have been personally offended then take this apology to be specifically for you. Otherwise, we apologize to Jewish Mexicans, President Barack Hussein Obama Mmm Mmm Mmm a.k.a. Hopey McChangey, Catholic Priests who dork little boys, vegetarians, Fruit Loop, Atkins' Diet adherents and other fat-asses, Dennis J. Olson, Delta Lady, Joe and his Socks, paranoid persona's, space aliens, Illegal Aliens, Boy Scouts, same sex aficionados, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Canadians, ditch diggers, people who support the aforementioned, people on Prozac, Mel Gibson, Nazi Mods, Tiger Woods, motorcycle gang members, rag heads or towel heads or any other Middle Eastern personas or personae, Crotch Bombers, Britney Spears, the blind, the entire Gay and Lesbian community, Charlie Sheen, Black Panthers, NAACP, and anybody who has ever been called Lard Ass.