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Well, it's the 28th and almost over. BE has called for massive prayers yet won't say why. Still time to blow up I guess.

D O O M !!!!


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Please, please no picture's.

Repeal the 19th.
 
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My garden sucked for the most part this summer due to way too much rain. So I guess Doom is in order.




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Still waiting for the doom.

A nicely sized asteroid impact would be wonderful.
 
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Everyone here is receiving a demerit for applying doom to the mundane.


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Be patient. Doom doesn't always arrive on time.
 
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There is no patience for doom.

I want doom NOW!!!


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Do you like my boobies?

Please, please no picture's.

Repeal the 19th.
 
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Doom perceived is Doom achieved.
 
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Be patient. Doom doesn't always arrive on time.


It's already started Max. I don't know what it is. I'm mostly dead. Which means partly alive.

I just woke up after 14 1/2 hrs. All my security monitors are flashing strange & unusual colors. I think they're downloading more Dark Overlords. Even though I'm pretty sure it's not the Dread Pirate Roberts... they're coming for our souls.

deadplace

COVEFE!! NOAW!!! cookies Please somebody fire up the coffee maker. Blehhhhhhhhhhhh


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"LIVE! Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death. LIVE! LIVE! LIVE!" Auntie Mame

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I never asked for trust funds. They were thrust upon me. Have pity.

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Doom alerts extended to Sept. 14th

Don't ask me why--except I just received disturbing news.

This DOOM is really reallc BIG.
 
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Be patient. Doom doesn't always arrive on time.


It's already started Max. I don't know what it is. I'm mostly dead. Which means partly alive.

I just woke up after 14 1/2 hrs. All my security monitors are flashing strange & unusual colors. I think they're downloading more Dark Overlords. Even though I'm pretty sure it's not the Dread Pirate Roberts... they're coming for our souls.

deadplace

COVEFE!! NOAW!!! cookies Please somebody fire up the coffee maker. Blehhhhhhhhhhhh


Do you notice any strange odors??
 
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Will try to post from my BOL (bug out location).
 
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Everyone here is receiving a demerit for applying doom to the mundane.


While I appreciate your attempts to curate the doom experience, it is also important to recognize "the gift of fear". I have learned to appreciate that sixth sense of knowing that something is wrong, dangerous, threatening. And right now, I have that sense in spades.

Emotions are on hair trigger right now. I saw a brawl break out the other day in a store because of somebody cutting in line. Suddenly, racial epithets were flying, and punches ensued. It wouldn't take too much more for the media to exploit this anguish and precipitate a general conflict/massacre.


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The gift of fear!

That's a very cool phrase.
 
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Everyone here is receiving a demerit for applying doom to the mundane.


While I appreciate your attempts to curate the doom experience, it is also important to recognize "the gift of fear". I have learned to appreciate that sixth sense of knowing that something is wrong, dangerous, threatening. And right now, I have that sense in spades.

Emotions are on hair trigger right now. I saw a brawl break out the other day in a store because of somebody cutting in line. Suddenly, racial epithets were flying, and punches ensued. It wouldn't take too much more for the media to exploit this anguish and precipitate a general conflict/massacre.





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Doom alerts extended to Sept. 14th

Don't ask me why--except I just received disturbing news.

This DOOM is really reallc BIG.

Why? How big is it? Nationwide or worldwide? Inquiring minds want to know.


"Covfefe!"

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Doom alerts extended to Sept. 14th

Don't ask me why--except I just received disturbing news.

This DOOM is really reallc BIG.


The Millerites said the exact same thing.

Doom is perpetually 3 months away.


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Do you notice any strange odors??


Smoke. For 2 months now. panic



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"LIVE! Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death. LIVE! LIVE! LIVE!" Auntie Mame

>>>

I never asked for trust funds. They were thrust upon me. Have pity.

<<<
 
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Snowhite 7 is now off line.

The 7 dwarfs are in intensive care.

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