Cats eat meeces.
Enjoy your cheese.
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"Well, I'm back here again, after being nearly
knifed by a crazy Swedish chef. Here are some
more curious suggestions and hints, I suppose.
Not so sure about a few existential oddballs."
"Help! A dwunken twoll wants to pwobe my pwoboscis!"
"They say beauty is in the eye of the
beholder. Well, I'd like to be holding
two beautiful breasts up to my eyes!"
"Perverts, perverts everywhere, and none
will stop to think! I'm on the brink of
constipation, and I'm out of laxatives!"
"I have nothing to declare but my gender preference."
"I wanna see more garbage, more filth,
and even more disgusting trash! There
can never be enough dung in this dump!"
"A member sent me a private message and said
I could buy a quality suggestion if I sent $25
to a PayPal address in Malaysia. So does this
sound like a good deal or should I search eBay?"
"I volunteer to ban all troublemakers my way! Mua-ha-ha-ha!"
"Celebrity roasts with complementary vintages."
"Passengers, please fasten your chastity belts.
We're heading into the hairy nose of a nasty
hurricane, and I don't know if it will lead to
nine months of turbulence followed by a safe
landing, or a fatal crash into the ocean of
incurable genital diseases and deformities."
"I'd like to share several favorite recipes for fresh insects in season!"
Well damn that's one classy platter with a whole cheese buffet! Thankyou!
(leaves a big tip on Jefiner's table before scurrying away)
mmmkay mmmhmmm, yum yum, I'll share the cheese.
I tamed a cat and made him my bodyguard. I pay him in bacon.
Bacon? Do you need another cat?
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"I don't see why some members encourage
suggestions, as suggestions lead to change
which could be hazardous, such as changing
month-old adult diapers in nursing homes."
"We suggest a healthy diet of red meat and fish because we're rather fond of life."
"I regret that I never met a competent barber."
"I'd love to see others post pictures of nubile
young girls on this forum, but that's strictly
prohibited, which is why I have my private
photo studio. Perky pink tips are titillating!"
"This place has turned into one giant litter box where some members overshoot the rims."
Post personal photographs of longtime forum members.
"Okay, I seem to have a teensy weensy problem. Does anybody here know
about ransomware? My bank called, said my savings account was emptied
by hackers in Malaysia. Could you help me set up my GoFundMe account?"
"Father, I cannot tell a lie. This website sucks sour cherries, so I hacked
and hacked till it collapsed into a pile of worthless debris. Got a match?"
"There ought to be a ban on potato guns to lessen appeal to young spuds!"
One mole, one mound, one marble marvelously embedded.
"I wanna see flamin' zombies shot out of big circus cannons. Bonus points for hittin' hyenas eatin'
misfires. Then open the lion cages and let crazy clowns fight until the whole crowd dies laughin'."
Is this d'oh giving birth to Satan like Zeus birthed Athena from his forehead?
So dies photo bucket.
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