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Cowbellist
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Fuck off, Dan.

In the nicest way possible, of course.


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Win win bitch.
 
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It's like a horror movie dream with a little Charlie doll.
 
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Maybe one person can't shoulder this.
 
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I'll kick in to a fund.
 
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Hell, il pay for the next ten years. I m on you side.
 
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No Charlie nightmares, spred the risk.
 
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Fruitloop is under your bed.




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Fruitloop is under your bed.

Wow! That is pure artistic.... I can't think of a single word to say "simplistic, infantile crap generated by using the split/fold function on Photoshop that any five year old could do with ten minutes practice" It was sort of neat the first four or five times. Ten plus years and one thousand shopped photos later it has gone from boring to tedious.

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Originally posted by Jefiner:
1. NO STALKING.
2. NO PORN.
3. NOTHING ILLEGAL.

This all should be patently obvious, but apparently some of you need clarification.

Stalking includes doxxing, impersonation, attempts to gather information et cetera. Don't bore me with what if's. You know what I mean. That includes pictures. If I need to edit it out, trust me, there is a reason.

Porn. Shriveled up prudes at somewhere else aside, you know it when you see it. Occasional boobage and Max's lad mag girlie posts don't count. Don't fuck with me on this. Literally.

Nothing illegal. Don't be stupid. First of all, I will delete your ass, your thread and hopefully any memory of you. Keep it up, and I will point .gov in your direction.

This isn't the UBs of 2001. CE is dead. Posts here "disappear" after 90 days; but, as we know, nothing ever really disappears on the intertubes. UBs has an open registration policy and socks abound. I've seen you guys have multiple conversations amongst all your socks, and at times it is not only funnay but more than a little disturbing. However, it is 2015. Keep that in mind. I won't hesitate a second to clamp down and require registration and confirmations with a real email address. And if that drops the forum numbers to a membership of one, well BFD. Hey, I'm not d'Enise. I don't want to know you IRL. So, rules. Follow them.


I read the rules, Jefi.

sniff
 
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Cowbellist
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Cowbellist
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So I just spent a couple hours of my so very valuable time going through the paperwork from Social Strata, and yes, they do have terms of service, including (surprise) bans on distribution of porn, hate speech and so on.

At some point, it has to be clear what is and is not appropriate, even for UBs. Like it or not, ultimately it is my ass that is on the line. Speech is easy to defend, and I really have no problem with most of the discussion here. The twunt who was here recently labelling everybody a child molester got the boot because of drifting dangerously close to libel.

Images and clips are a different kettle of fish, and can be interpreted in any number of ways, no matter if they are car commercials of naked babe paratroopers on utube or smeary gifs of men jerking off. But I have made it clear, more than once, that full frontal is no bueno, no matter how pretty or studly the model is. I think the point has now been made and hopefully will not be revisited.

I can already hear the bitching and moaning about freedom of speech, and how this isn't the Timeout of 2002. Here's the news flash: it is 2017, and that shit doesn't fly anymore. I bet I can get Bob to drop in and reaffirm that. Rules are there for a reason. If it is so distasteful to follow three simple and clear commandments, then leave. If everyone bails, well, the rent is paid through the end of the year. After that, I can shut the site down if there is no further interest.

And don't be stupid. I know the difference between porn and stupid advertising. You should too.


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No bitching about freedom of speech from me. This isn't a government enterprise. I do grumble about a harmless tv commercial that may lead to porn. Oh well. Your site, your rules.


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My pussy cat is missing. Who grabbed it?


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Originally posted by Jefiner:
So I just spent a couple hours of my so very valuable time going through the paperwork from Social Strata, and yes, they do have terms of service, including (surprise) bans on distribution of porn, hate speech and so on.

At some point, it has to be clear what is and is not appropriate, even for UBs. Like it or not, ultimately it is my ass that is on the line. Speech is easy to defend, and I really have no problem with most of the discussion here. The twunt who was here recently labelling everybody a child molester got the boot because of drifting dangerously close to libel.

Images and clips are a different kettle of fish, and can be interpreted in any number of ways, no matter if they are car commercials of naked babe paratroopers on utube or smeary gifs of men jerking off. But I have made it clear, more than once, that full frontal is no bueno, no matter how pretty or studly the model is. I think the point has now been made and hopefully will not be revisited.

I can already hear the bitching and moaning about freedom of speech, and how this isn't the Timeout of 2002. Here's the news flash: it is 2017, and that shit doesn't fly anymore. I bet I can get Bob to drop in and reaffirm that. Rules are there for a reason. If it is so distasteful to follow three simple and clear commandments, then leave. If everyone bails, well, the rent is paid through the end of the year. After that, I can shut the site down if there is no further interest.

And don't be stupid. I know the difference between porn and stupid advertising. You should too.


omfg were you threatened with libal? really?

what a bitch!

(and I hate everyone equally ... running to my hidey hole catch me if yas can-can! wiggle jiggle got my fat ass through it whew!)
 
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Is auto posting allowed?




Obama Sucks!
 
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Is auto posting allowed?

Auto bitching seems to be. Auto stalking sure is. Auto whining is a way of life for certain members. So, if you can figure out how to add auto posting to your repertoire, go for it.


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Is auto posting allowed?

Auto bitching seems to be...

lmao
 
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