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1. NO STALKING.
2. NO PORN.
3. NOTHING ILLEGAL.

This all should be patently obvious, but apparently some of you need clarification.

Stalking includes doxxing, impersonation, attempts to gather information et cetera. Don't bore me with what if's. You know what I mean. That includes pictures. If I need to edit it out, trust me, there is a reason.

Porn. Shriveled up prudes at somewhere else aside, you know it when you see it. Occasional boobage and Max's lad mag girlie posts don't count. Don't fuck with me on this. Literally.

Nothing illegal. Don't be stupid. First of all, I will delete your ass, your thread and hopefully any memory of you. Keep it up, and I will point .gov in your direction.

This isn't the UBs of 2001. CE is dead. Posts here "disappear" after 90 days; but, as we know, nothing ever really disappears on the intertubes. UBs has an open registration policy and socks abound. I've seen you guys have multiple conversations amongst all your socks, and at times it is not only funnay but more than a little disturbing. However, it is 2015. Keep that in mind. I won't hesitate a second to clamp down and require registration and confirmations with a real email address. And if that drops the forum numbers to a membership of one, well BFD. Hey, I'm not d'Enise. I don't want to know you IRL. So, rules. Follow them.


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Rulez!!!??

We don't need no stinkin' rulez!!!
 
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Tard Princess
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what is doxxing? I really don't know what that is.
Confused


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Useless Eater
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Doxing - researching then posting personal identifiers about someone.

Example: You find out my name, (you think), look around & find out I've been convicted for impersonating gerbils with a hard core addiction to Girl Guide cookies - a vice I've chosen not to share with anyone.

You post it here -I'm outted & subject to much jeering.

That's doxing.


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But I came here precisely for the illegal stalking of porn stars.

I am crushed.


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You can handle crushed - as long as vital parts aren't made of silicon.


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Example: You find out my name, (you think), look around & find out I've been convicted for impersonating gerbils with a hard core addiction to Girl Guide cookies - a vice I've chosen not to share with anyone.


Sooooo--this means you are into underage Girl Guides?! --and their cookies as well.

You sicko!
 
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But it's the jiggle that makes me giggle.


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God, why can't you people play nice?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Get out of mom's basement more often and go outside to play in the fresh air.

DAMN!!!!!!


lmao



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What's a girl guide, what do they do with gerbils, and where can I buy one?


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It would help if you publicly pointed out the rule breakers for us to ridicule.
 
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Cowbellist
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Seriously, I love you guys like my own family lol. And my family took the fun out of dysfunctional. bitchslap1

If you do have questions, post them or pm me or CS if it is too ludicrous for public view.

/tia


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Cowbellist
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Originally posted by CoffeeCakeMuffy:
It would help if you publicly pointed out the rule breakers for us to ridicule.


There won't be much left to jeer at once I am done with them. 1whip


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Derision gives me a boner.


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I would still like a list written in permanent marker please.

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Cowbellist
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quote:
Originally posted by CanadaSue:
Doxing - researching then posting personal identifiers about someone.

Example: You find out my name, (you think), look around & find out I've been convicted for impersonating gerbils with a hard core addiction to Girl Guide cookies - a vice I've chosen not to share with anyone.

You post it here -I'm outted & subject to much jeering.

That's doxing.


One could say that the exhaustive investigation into L'ardass's history was doxing, except for the fact that he publicly identifies himself in so many different places. Likewise, when I was doxxed over at somewhere else, it was because I have never made an effort to disguise who I am; so I was treated to the pleasure of having my name, address, husband's obituary and endless threats against my livelihood thrown up on the wall. Oh, well, that's life at Blah's. However, this is UBs lol. Certain slumlord swampmonsters have taken exception to the fact that someone wants to be like it and supposedly distribute private information about the monster, the feces crusted sewer in which it dwells and the number of eggs it shits out. Those kind of posts have popped up in the past, and I deleted them. I should have beheaded that one as well. Nevertheless, it brings back home the point of rulez.


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No, no rulez.

I'm here mainly to see Max's booby pic's.

B O O B I E S.

tits2

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Do you like my boobies?

Please, please no picture's.
 
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Jefiner, you know who everyone's socks are due to IP address, correct?

Just kill the bitches!



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Tard Princess
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quote:
Originally posted by CanadaSue:
Doxing - researching then posting personal identifiers about someone.

Example: You find out my name, (you think), look around & find out I've been convicted for impersonating gerbils with a hard core addiction to Girl Guide cookies - a vice I've chosen not to share with anyone.

You post it here -I'm outted & subject to much jeering.

That's doxing.

ah! Now I see. Thank You

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Originally posted by Cankerblossom:
what is doxxing? I really don't know what that is.
Confused


Thanks for asking. I was going to, but I didn't want to seem stupider than I already is.

See, that's why I come to this place. I expand my mind, and find out juicy tidbits like CanadaSue has a gerbil fetish and EVERYTHING gives chicom a boner.

Makes my fetish of flashlights and rubber jumpsuits seem kind of normal.

trump1
 
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