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My new Vizsla has been having issues. Just a pup but she is costing me more than I really want to afford.

So far she has eaten big holes in the living room carpet. We will have to replace it next spring. Could be a grand.

Had her spayed today. Holy shit.....almost $400 bucks.

Now for the big one. She ate my hearing aids. That could add up to 5 grand or better. They are insured, but the insurance company is giving us a hassle.

Please PM me your bank account information and I will tap it based on your ability to pay.




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I think we can all agree that Charlie needs help.

I have the ability to coordinate all funds given for Charlie and to ensure he gets his help in his time of need.

Please send everything to me and I will take care of it all for Charlie. He already has a lot on his plate and we don't want to overburden him.


 
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Me sent you 10 Chickens. I will check with Charlie to see how many he gets.
 
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I could use another $700 or so for new snow tires for my plow truck. The ones I have are pretty good, but we had a major snowstorm and I want only the best available for my plow truck!




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Train the dog to eat the snow, save money on gas driving the plow and you can get an engraved sandspreader for the back!

I just dropped $3800 after the motherfucking radiant heated slab in my garage motherfucking froze and burst pex in the concrete at 5 spots. Jerk who built the place should have used glycol. It's glycol now and my wallet is lighter.

Please strap all your bitcoins to a chickadee and it will find a way to get them to me.
 
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Me sent you 10 Chickens. I will check with Charlie to see how many he gets.


MOMENT OF TRUTH!

HERE IS WHAT MIGHTY FAVOG SENT



 
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ha ha ha
 
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Chicken Charlie will be sorry he took the money.


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It just keeps getting worse. Now it appears we are on the verge of needing new bulbs for our tanning bed. The SOB requires 32 of them not to mention 9 of the face ones. Come on folks....hit the Pay Pal button!!!!!




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Don't worry, Charlie, I got it all taken care of!

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This isn't working so good! So I will start from scratch.

I need a 18K loan to buy a SUV. Then once I get it, I plan to beg for money to fix it up. You know...new tires, rebuild the AC and all that good shit. Oh.....and update the springs and shocks so I can haul 6-8 55 gallon drums of gas.

My dog needs crowns on its teeth.

I need new 'nigga' wheels for my car.

I just gotta have a Uncle Bob's custom engraved lower for my AR-15.

I need a new roof on my purple house that is being foreclosed on.

My internet thermostat is outdated and I need a new updated one.

Comeon people......hit the Goddam Pay Pal button.




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It's getting worse. Now I got the notice that the storage garage auctioned off the stuff I had in my storage garage. Shit......there was a 25K generator in there a custom Gold Wing worth 20K and Levelor Blinds that should have fetched at least 5 grand. Not to mention my Rock Hudson gay porn collection. That had to be worth another 10K.




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Dang...it's better in France.
Kalani's rugby club, his friends, claude-the-mayor, freddy-the-dentist, the famiky that adopted one of our ponies, the social security, and Kalani's last employer all contributed to his funeral costs.
A couple of his friends helped me to empty his house, a few others came to fetch and fix his car, so that one of his brothers can have it, and two others are helping me to place his van. One friend started a crowdfunding, so, unless the notary public, the bank, and the apartment rental company get too greedy, we should be ok.
If there's any left over, it gets shared between my kids and his fathers' kids...so I can't send you any, sorry.
Would you like some of his rugby championship shirts, maybe?
 
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Got my new hearing aids today......to replace the ones the dog ate. I'm out $900 deductible. The fuckers cost $6,500 but the insurance picked up the rest. This is putting me in a very tough situation. I may need to buy the cheap vodka for awhile instead of the good stuff unless you people start to pony up!




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Got my new hearing aids today......to replace the ones the dog ate. I'm out $900 deductible. The fuckers cost $6,500 but the insurance picked up the rest. This is putting me in a very tough situation. I may need to buy the cheap vodka for awhile instead of the good stuff unless you people start to pony up!


I bet one of them fancy Ring doorbells would make you feel more better. I'd say you could move to Texas and start a cult, but that job's already taken. Pick another location and start raising money for a new super duper server that the government can't tap into. If sure folks here would chip in, even if it means we will be without electricity or health insurance.
 
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