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I consider this place to be OUR “safe space”. A place where Marxist scum can’t tell us what to think, what to say, or how to act. Where we can discuss real issues in real terms using language of OUR choice. We own the hardware. We own the software. We are beholden to no one. (You old timers will remember when Phil Greenspun threatened to shut the original TB2K down on December 15th unless we ponied-up $4000. That was low. Very low.) Well, by God, never again. No being held hostage, no having our member data sold to third parties (or turned over to the alphabets), no constant requests for money. Where anything we want to talk about is fair game. And all with civility.

Yes, there are a few limitations, but a damn sight fewer than anyplace else. I’ve ever been.

That’s why I keep the lights on, and have put up with buying new servers, making sure we have good service, dealing with the MiB when they knock on my door, and all the rest. There will never be another place like this. We’ve been going 21 years now. That’s a pretty good track record in today’s world.


ETA: Those of you who have Ghostery, AdBlock or other anti-ad, anti-spamware installed, what other site do you go to where absolutely NOTHING gets flagged as adware, malware, or other crap?

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He has to be about to stroke out to post that line of bullshit!




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lmao

Too much to bother picking apart.

MiBs? lmao Priceless!


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Oh, and I LOVE the We own We own We own 1rof1


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When I read that all I could think of is how delusional this guy is. Challenge him on anything and that's it.


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Do you like my boobies?

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Dennis is wasting somebody else's precious oxygen.


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(You old timers will remember when Phil Greenspun threatened to shut the original TB2K down on December 15th unless we ponied-up $4000. That was low. Very low.) Well, by God, never again. No being held hostage, no having our member data sold to third parties (or turned over to the alphabets), no constant requests for money. Where anything we want to talk about is fair game. And all with civility.






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I'm stealing that image. Wink


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(You old timers will remember when Phil Greenspun threatened to shut the original TB2K down on December 15th unless we ponied-up $4000. That was low. Very low.) Well, by God, never again. No being held hostage, no having our member data sold to third parties (or turned over to the alphabets), no constant requests for money. Where anything we want to talk about is fair game. And all with civility.



What about his "fundraisers"? "If you don't pay, I'll shut the lights off" or admonishing someone because they either didn't pay or didn't pay enough? The best part is the "Where anything we want to talk about is fair game. And all with civility." What an idiot. Civility, as long as you worship at the alter of LardAss and don't say anything to piss him off.


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Watching TB is a hobby for me. It combines staring at a train wreck and People of Walmart all into one.

I mean where else can you get better laughs????




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Stealing that one too.


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Still my favorite.


My easy-goin' nature is gettin' sorely fuckin' tested.

 
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Originally posted by Charlie:
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(You old timers will remember when Phil Greenspun threatened to shut the original TB2K down on December 15th unless we ponied-up $4000. That was low. Very low.) Well, by God, never again. No being held hostage, no having our member data sold to third parties (or turned over to the alphabets), no constant requests for money. Where anything we want to talk about is fair game. And all with civility.



What about his "fundraisers"? "If you don't pay, I'll shut the lights off" or admonishing someone because they either didn't pay or didn't pay enough? The best part is the "Where anything we want to talk about is fair game. And all with civility." What an idiot. Civility, as long as you worship at the alter of LardAss and don't say anything to piss him off.



Dennis has shut the forum down at least once to "teach everyone a lesson" because he was feeling unappreciated and picked-on. He's got that whole martyr routine down pat.


My easy-goin' nature is gettin' sorely fuckin' tested.

 
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Watching TB is a hobby for me. It combines staring at a train wreck and People of Walmart all into one.

I mean where else can you get better laughs????


This made me laugh


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posted document.write(''+ myTimeZone('Tue, 03 Jul 2018 04:01:51 GMT-0700', 'July 03, 2018 04:01 AM')+'');Jul 3, 6:01 AMJuly 03, 2018 04:01 AMHide Postquote:Originally posted by Charlie:Watching TB is a hobby for me. It combines staring at a train wreck and People of Walmart all into one. I mean where else can you get better laughs???? This made me laugh


And don't forget The Truman Show!




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Dennis has shut the forum down at least once to "teach everyone a lesson" because he was feeling unappreciated and picked-on. He's got that whole martyr routine down pat.


Yeah, but he has the "back up forum" for just such cases. You know he won't shut everyone out. If he pisses off too many of his worshippers, he runs the risk of losing it all. Who'll pay for all his toys then?


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I thought someone else is paying for the backup board?


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