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Our washing machine died. I could go take a video of the new one going round and round doing my undies and post it on Youtube. Do you think this would help fire this place up? If so I will think about it.




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The asparagus is coming up. I have a mount for my tripod and can do a slow motion of it growing.......will that help?




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I got news for you; forums are all slowly drowning under the deluge of fecebook and twatter.

Will the last one here please turn off the lights?


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Handcrafted checked in.

my heart raced a little, to be sure.
 
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I won $5 off a teammate shooting trap last night.


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Somebody's dog came up to the poodles' pottie zone last night and chowed down on tootsie rolls. I watched in real time on security cams.

I didn't have to clean up potties! Yea! I hope he comes back. A real time saver. Thumbs Up

/nutritious & delicious - recycled Taste of the Wild


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I never asked for trust funds. They were thrust upon me. Have pity.

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Originally posted by Charlie:
The asparagus is coming up. I have a mount for my tripod and can do a slow motion of it growing.......will that help?


Sure, you'll show us the asparagus, but screw that. How 'bout the rhubarb, eh? THAT'S what America wants to see.
 
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Somebody's dog came up to the poodles' pottie zone last night and chowed down on tootsie rolls. I watched in real time on security cams.

I didn't have to clean up potties! Yea! I hope he comes back. A real time saver. Thumbs Up

/nutritious & delicious - recycled Taste of the Wild


Wow. Even Poodles' poodles' shit is gourmet.

cookies


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I guess we can report on the royal pain in the ass wedding.

So a ginger prince marries a half black actress who won’t have her daddy there as support. Ummm, anyone wish to follow this story? Didn’t think so.

Maybe a quick report on the Hawaii volcano. It blows.

There is my report for the day.


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Life's a garden. Dig it!!
 
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Originally posted by Jefiner:
I got news for you; forums are all slowly drowning under the deluge of fecebook and twatter.

Will the last one here please turn off the lights?

The talking heads are predicting a resurgence in firuns as fakeboob and twatter kill themselves with bans on everyone who has a wrongthink opinion.


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Originally posted by Traitor Vic:
I guess we can report on the royal pain in the ass wedding.

So a ginger prince marries a half black actress who won’t have her daddy there as support. Ummm, anyone wish to follow this story? Didn’t think so.

Maybe a quick report on the Hawaii volcano. It blows.

There is my report for the day.

Meh.

Fake news.

Let's hear more about your emotional support Honey Badger!
 
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I have planted my cucumber patch.
 
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Originally posted by Helel ben Shaḥar:
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Originally posted by Jefiner:
I got news for you; forums are all slowly drowning under the deluge of fecebook and twatter.

Will the last one here please turn off the lights?

The talking heads are predicting a resurgence in firuns as fakeboob and twatter kill themselves with bans on everyone who has a wrongthink opinion.


Yep twatter has installed a nasty secret user hack that hides tweets. Larda$$ must have a consultant sideline business. Puke
 
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Originally posted by Traitor Vic:
I guess we can report on the royal pain in the ass wedding.

So a ginger prince marries a half black actress who won’t have her daddy there as support. Ummm, anyone wish to follow this story? Didn’t think so.

Maybe a quick report on the Hawaii volcano. It blows.

There is my report for the day.

Meh.

Fake news.

Let's hear more about your emotional support Honey Badger!



Well, okay.....only because this never gets old.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg


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Life's a garden. Dig it!!
 
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Originally posted by Traitor Vic:
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Originally posted by To The Left of Crazy:
quote:
Originally posted by Traitor Vic:
I guess we can report on the royal pain in the ass wedding.

So a ginger prince marries a half black actress who won’t have her daddy there as support. Ummm, anyone wish to follow this story? Didn’t think so.

Maybe a quick report on the Hawaii volcano. It blows.

There is my report for the day.

Meh.

Fake news.

Let's hear more about your emotional support Honey Badger!



Well, okay.....only because this never gets old.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

You're right.

I just watched it again, and it never get's old.

While I was watching, I got a great idea...

I think you should get a little S&M leather outfit for your emotional support Honey Badger...Just like Rob Halford wore in Judas Priest.

That would make your Honey Badger even MORE badass!
 
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Let’s get this straight!


Honey Badger don’t care!


Which means, not doing that to me bitches.


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Originally posted by Helel ben Shaḥar:
The talking heads are predicting a resurgence in firuns as fakeboob and twatter kill themselves with bans on everyone who has a wrongthink opinion.


Oh! That reminds me I better check if I'm in FB jail. I posted in a group that it's not waterboarding if you use diesel.

bbl/maybe sooner than later pyrate


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"LIVE! Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death. LIVE! LIVE! LIVE!" Auntie Mame

>>>

I never asked for trust funds. They were thrust upon me. Have pity.

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Ok. I'm good so far. Whew!

I got one laughie-like. Now I feel all warm & fuzzy & loved & like I have a friend and all. I can bask in the warm glow of life sustaining FB likey-likes. Aaahhhhhhh
bnana


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"LIVE! Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death. LIVE! LIVE! LIVE!" Auntie Mame

>>>

I never asked for trust funds. They were thrust upon me. Have pity.

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Originally posted by Helel ben Shaḥar:
The talking heads are predicting a resurgence in firuns as fakeboob and twatter kill themselves with bans on everyone who has a wrongthink opinion.


Oh! That reminds me I better check if I'm in FB jail. I posted in a group that it's not waterboarding if you use diesel.

bbl/maybe sooner than later pyrate

Do you follow Michael Z Williamson? He's on the Special Olympic waterboarding team.


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Oh! That reminds me I better check if I'm in FB jail. I posted in a group that it's not waterboarding if you use diesel.

Your comment didn't quite elicit a "LOL" from me, but it was definitely a "HA!/::snort::"

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