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The youngest of my four kids, nineteen year old Kalani, jumped off of a telphone tower sometime yesterday.
He either decided he could no longer live with being bi-polar, or he had a second psychotic episode and decided that he could fly. No note, his house in order, his telephone left on his couch.
Two of his friends saw his van and stopped to visit with him, found the keys in the ignition and Kalani in the long grass at the base of the tower. Poor kids.
His ex gf called a few hours afterwards, to ask me if I'd heard, and then tell me a few details. I still thought it wasn't true, so I called the cops and asked them...just when they'd almost reached my house. They have shitty jobs.
The day was spent with cops, social services, depositions, and sadness as well as relief...at least he's no longer suffering from that horrible illness.
Facebook, newspapers, and small towns make sure that news goes quickly around the world. The phone is on silent and the front door is locked, the lights off. I can't go outside without being stopped. It's kind of everyone, but I'm still in cold shock.
My wonderful GP has had a chat with me, and scheduled me for another every week, til I can shake myself out of this.
Which I don't want to do, as I feel safer hiding behind this facade. I'm afraid of letting the guard down, afraid of what might happen, or what I might feel.
 
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Oh no Susie. I'm so very sorry.
 
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Sorry to hear this. 1rose
 
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I am so very, very sorry, Susie. Sometimes, there just are no words . . .

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Susie, my sincere condolences. I have no other words.


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No words can say anything, Suzie, heartfelt condolences.
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I’m so very sorry. Sending prayers and positive vibes.

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I'm so very sorry, Susie! Hard to imagine anything worse. Frown 1rose





 
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I am so sorry, Susie.
 
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:'( 1rose Hugs & prayers

This may sound crass at the moment, but will you need some financial aid?

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I'm sorry Susie. 1rose
 
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It just keeps getting fucking worse.
I went to the bakery to pick up some croissants for when one of the kids was coming to help me with a few of these crappy funeral details...and the baker and his wife told me that their son had badly taken the news of Kalani's suicide (their boy ia a bit fragile, although I don't know what the problem is).
Last night he wrote a goodbye letter to his entire family, broke up with his pregnant girlfriend, posted a nude picture of her on social media, and disappeared. Since he's over 18, the police wait 48 hours to try to track him by his telephone.
He was found this afternoon, dead.
For our little town, this constitutes a wave of suicides. I hope that there will not be any more.

It's been a difficult day, for varied reasons.
More on that another time.

There has been good, sort of, even in this shitty situation.
Some of Kalani's friends have started a Leechi crowdfunding page for funeral expenses.
The social services woman, who is a personal friend of 25 years, is getting help from Kalani's employers.
Claude-the-Mayor called to say that he'd pay for the funeral out of his own pocket, if I wanted.
Freddy-the-Dentist caught me on the street and said he wants to pay for Kalani's funeral, too.

Lol, they're all so sweet. But we'll see.

An American musician friend who is married to a French musician wants to bring their very well-known Basque group to play, if we decide to have a party, instead of a funeral...which may be the case.
The rugby club president wants a party, but he says the clubhouse will be too small for the several hundred people he expects to show up, and so he's working with the mayor on a better venue. I had NO idea that my boy was such a legendary rugbyman, lol.
 
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:'( 1rose Hugs & prayers

This may sound crass at the moment, but will you need some financial aid?

/willing to help 1rose

Aww..that's so kind.
But if you'll read the post I just did, you'll see that I think we'll be ok, thanks.
 
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Good to hear that everyone is pitching in.
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Sorry to just hear this. My deepest condolences to you.


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