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Codes in the Bible suggest the end of the world is imminent, with Earth set to be destroyed on April 23.

The end times dates back to astrological constellations appearing on November 23, matching the book of Revelation 12:1-2.

The passage signals the start of the Rapture and the second coming of Jesus Christ.

The passage 12:1–2 reads: “And a great sign appeared in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet, and on her head a crown of 12 stars. She was pregnant and was crying out in birth pains and the agony of giving birth.”

Virgo is the woman from the passage.

On April 23, the sun and moon will be in Virgo, as will Jupiter, which represents the Messiah.

Experts at first dismissed this claim when they discovered this alignment happens every 12 years.

However, another planetary alignment, representing “the Lion of the tribe of Judah’, will make this time the Rapture.

Christian David Meade is the main expert suggesting the end times are here.

A planetary system known as Planet X or Nibiru will appear in the sky on April 23.

It will then pass the Earth in October, causing the start of the Rapture with huge volcanoes and volcanic eruptions due to its gravitational force.

“During this time frame, on April 23, 2018 the moon appears under the feet of the Constellation Virgo.

“The Sun appears to precisely clothe Virgo… Jupiter is birthed on April 08, 2018.

“The 12 stars at that date include the nine stars of Leo, and the three planetary alignments of Mercury, Venus and Mars – which combine to make a count of 12 stars on the head of Virgo.

“Thus the constellations Virgo, Leo and Serpens-Ophiuchus represent a unique once-in-a-century sign exactly as depicted in the 12th chapter of Revelation. This is our time marker.”
 
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Let it burn.

For much of my life, I've stockpiled GiveAFucks.

But, in the past ten months or so, I've switched to the JIT (Just-in-time) inventory strategy, to decrease waste and reduce my mental inventory costs.

Lately, life has thrown shitty event after shitty event upon me, causing me to greatly deplete my GiveAFucks.

I've greatly underestimated the forecast demand for my GiveAFucks, and have depleted all my inventory.

Interestingly enough, my supply chain has been decimated, and I don't see any way to acquire any more GiveAFucks, for both the immediate, and long term future.

Sorry to be such a downer.

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The 23rd you say? Sorry, busy that day.


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Mixing scripture and astrology is frowned upon by this office.

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What an absurd waste of time. "We can't see it because it is between the sun and Earth!"

Oh? Never heard of a sun filter for telescopes? Nor the high orbit solar observation satellites? We can see everything in the sky. You and I can see it all, not just "the government!" Stupidity^nth.


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Can't you eediots read rite?

Today isn't the END of the end of the world.

It's the BEGINNING of the end of the world.

Try to keep up.
 
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Can't you eediots read rite?

Today isn't the END of the end of the world.

It's the BEGINNING of the end of the world.

Try to keep up.


See, I told you!

http://advocator.ca/news/the-w...pse-will-arrive/1716

Now stop making fun of Maximus and his premonitions.
 
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