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The polar vortex got split for the first time since the Maunder Minimum. All societies collapsed.
 
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Historical records suggest about a fifty percent die off within twenty four months.
 
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No spots, no food.
 
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Look it up yourself.

https://earth.nullschool.net
 
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I already checked. All food grains worldwide are 175 days. Not unlike 1315.
 
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Ming Dynasty collapsed, Anasazi collapsed.
 
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Core samples suggest a year or two. No time to compensated even with a Manhattan effort.
 
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Ding, ding, ding, ding... did you just wake up?
 
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Call me out, because the revolution’s here.
 
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Nice Doomgasm!

Did you clean up with Kleenex, or a dirty sock?

I bet you're the dirty sock kind of guy.

Anyway, your post is filled with flaws.

We might be headed to a war/wars for resources due to an uncooperative mother nature, but:

*2018 sure as fuck isn't 1315 AD.

*1315 didn't have vehicles that could transport shit across the continent in three days.

*1315 didn't have greenhouses, airplanes, and giant fucking cargo ships.

As much as you want all societies to collapse, so you can fish, hunt, and drink your giardia riddled stream water, it isn't going to happen. At least not from an extended cold snap.

But, if it does happen, and the lower 48 goes to shit, I will smile a final smile upon my pile of used brass knowing that my demise is bringing you a tiny boner!

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Ding ding ding ding ding ding!


Call me out, because the revolution’s here.
 
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This application for doom was filled out and submitted by using crayon drawn stick figures.


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This application for doom was filled out and submitted by using crayon drawn stick figures.

What is the preferred format? 1dunno1




Obama Sucks!
 
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I'll let you know if I ever see one.


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wut?
 
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