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Doom on.

Earth changes..Israel is merely a sidebar.
 
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Tic tock
 
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"Bigly!"
 
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War....rumors of war..earthquakes...insanity and a dystopian future....
 
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5 boner points
1,000,000 Chiappa Rhino Points
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War....rumors of war..earthquakes...insanity and a dystopian future....


Cats and dogs living together..........mass hysteria.


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as Gozar the keymaker destroys the Pillsbury Doughboy
and saves the day forever more.
 
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I've been waiting over a week for nukes...

Nothing. Zip.

I've been waiting for a massive earthquake...

Nothing. Zip.

How about an asteroid the size of a bus?
Or the beginning of a civil war?

Is this too much to ask for?
 
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Originally posted by Shinmen Takezo:
I've been waiting over a week for nukes...

Nothing. Zip.

I've been waiting for a massive earthquake...



Nothing. Zip.

How about an asteroid the size of a bus?


Or the beginning of a civil war?

Is this too much to ask for?


I have a boil on my ass. Please use a sterile
needle and pop the bitch.
 
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I have a boil on my ass. Please use a sterile
needle and pop the bitch.


Can we video tape it and put it on the other thread?
 
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I have a boil on my ass. Please use a sterile
needle and pop the bitch.


Can we video tape it and put it on the other thread?


Now THAT would be some serious doom porn!!
 
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I've hired a female Indonesian dwarf to massage my boil. When the boil is RIPE she will drain it with glee.

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