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Fifth Column Freeper
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2019-11-04

The United States military has transmitted an Emergency Action Message (EAM) of a staggering two hundred forty two (242) characters.

While completely IMPOSSIBLE to know the actual meaning of the transmission because the method of encryption does not permit deciphering, a message of this long length is a sign that something very serious has taken place or is about to.


JETMFU QJTWXLYUFOKAYSLYNLCILIEYWFZRJ2DSRURXXSXXMYYYYEUVSYXUYY7VZVPJH​HHKKKKDVSOUREF44FTJJNALXTTTTW6Y3GXHGFHAXFFU7FSFFFF3CUDUMSQZUZ​EL2RLKVAH4XQJEJ3X5234L2YYYABYIIIUY7777DBYP47337H6XCBBCBBPPPPJ​6CNSBGEEW7A4M4RR4BBBBANRC6RI36ILKEWGKRWGMMMMLDA76HJN7


The message string was transmitted over the Global High Frequency Radio System, monitored by ALL units of the US military, worldwide.



“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” --Nietzsche

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S-400'S TURNED OFF IN SYRIA.

THE CHICKENS HAVE FLOWN THE COOP.
  
 
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Will be leaving my qth directly.
 
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To all timebomb members(we know you're here so deal with it)......we are at condition yellow...about to turn red at any time.
 
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All stations standby for a message from Brass Hat....................



My dingle is dangling.


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Face down, or I'll make your heart stop beating with my mind.
 
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If your dingle is dangling immediately ingest 100 mg of THE BLUE PILL.
WAIT 40 MINUTES.

YOU WILL FEEL BONERIFIC IN NO TIME.
 
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HO LEE FUKK!!


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Shinmen, Breezy, I still don't quite understand why you failed to answer the desperate calls for help from your Flag Waving friends in Oregon?
 
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Is this a message from Michael of the many numbers?
 
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Will there be nukes?!

Please Jesus, pretty please!
 
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"Something about Operation Ovaltine..."


The Word's Foremost Authority.
 
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Originally posted by Emeritus:

"Something about Operation Ovaltine..."


Meet me within the cone of silence...whiteman.
 
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Like the "little Annie decoder ring" in A Christmas Story. Drink your Ovaltine.


"Bigly!"
 
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Max always teases with shit like this.
I want nukes raining down by the hundreds.

I get all psyched up and--nothing!
 
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He's a nuke tease and you end up with blue balls


"Bigly!"
 
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He's a nuke tease and you end up with blue balls


Prevent blueballs by fapping vigorously.
 
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Whistleblower Eric Cartman. Bee Ware thee Ides of November. Duuum.



 
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Originally posted by Traitor Vic:
Whistleblower Eric Cartman. Bee Ware thee Ides of November. Duuum.

 
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Originally posted by MAXIMUS PANDAMONIUS:
2019-11-04

The United States military has transmitted an Emergency Action Message (EAM) of a staggering two hundred forty two (242) characters.

While completely IMPOSSIBLE to know the actual meaning of the transmission because the method of encryption does not permit deciphering, a message of this long length is a sign that something very serious has taken place or is about to.


JETMFU QJTWXLYUFOKAYSLYNLCILIEYWFZRJ2DSRURXXSXXMYYYYEUVSYXUYY7VZVPJH​HHKKKKDVSOUREF44FTJJNALXTTTTW6Y3GXHGFHAXFFU7FSFFFF3CUDUMSQZUZ​EL2RLKVAH4XQJEJ3X5234L2YYYABYIIIUY7777DBYP47337H6XCBBCBBPPPPJ​6CNSBGEEW7A4M4RR4BBBBANRC6RI36ILKEWGKRWGMMMMLDA76HJN7


The message string was transmitted over the Global High Frequency Radio System, monitored by ALL units of the US military, worldwide.



“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” --Nietzsche

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You forgot to start with "This message is from the big, giant head, and then forgot to sign off.............. Really, if you are gonna channel 3rd rock, do it right.
 
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Israel getting pummeled as we speak.

Doom today.
 
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Israel getting pummeled as we speak.

Doom today.


Nah, Israel can handle it.
No doom today. Smile
 
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