[QUOTE]Originally posted by MAXIMUS PANDAMONIUS: [QUOTE]Originally posted by Shinmen Takezo: Much hotter than Jackie Kennedy--who BTW was a stone cold bitch in bed and a dead fuck from what I hear.
A stiff dick knows no conscious and it is no wonder why Donald Trump was attracted to Melania.
I give the man a big thumbs up for having this gorgeous bed warmer in his old age.
Where can I get one of these?
Oh--I forgot, you need 6 billion dollars
The reader, while checking out the many photos of Melania, will see the difference between the 'old' Melania and the new sculpted Melania.
The Donald created, in essence, a real life barbie doll. The eyes, checks, breasts, and stomach were carefully sculpted by a very skillful plastic surgeon. I imagine, but am guessing here, that a full vaginal 'lift' was also provided to Melania. I'm hearing rumors that she could suck up a tomato from the kitchen table and---viola---produce ketchup. It's all about muscle control. Congratz to you Donald. Your prowess at 'building' things is world class-This message has been edited. Last edited by: MAXIMUS PANDAMONIUS,
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