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I received my DNA profile. So here's why I'm shocked to high heaven.

I'M PART black. Holy Fuck man- I had no clue.
I thought I was a mix of Italian and Jewish.
 
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We have ordered a few of the test kits too, can't wait to see how Black/Injun I am!

I'm betting 95% Scotts-Irish/English/German, but whoa buddy, that other 5% is gonna be funny.

Hope I am not one of those shady jew types...

1beer1
 
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Hope you don't mind of I engage in a bit of ebonics. This whole schtick is so new to me that I'm discombobulated to the MAX.

Yo Yo y'all. I be trippin.
 
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Anyone who does those heritage DNA tests are out of their mind.

Don't worry Max, you must be Ethiopian Jew. That, or your ancestor granny gave it up to some Carthaginian.


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There's a ancient band of black ethiopian jews maybe you're one of them? Dude Moses even married a ethiopian woman.

Maybe you're consoled with having a big dick, because if you're black and got a tiny dick than that just wouldnt be fair I tell ya! not at all.
 
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I don't need those DNA kits. I already know I am 100% pure mutt.


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The government invented those tests to bring forth those with alien DNA. Your momma may have consorted with E.T.

They're coming to get you, Barbara!!

pepe1


Meanwhile, have a bag of Reese's Pieces and don't tell anyone.


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Originally posted by MAXIMUS PANDAMONIUS:

I'M PART black. Holy Fuck man- I had no clue.





"You be bluffin', whiny whigger; ain't got no claim
to be a nigger; got no soul, no funky beat; I'll kick
yo' ass out to the street! Know what I'm sayin'?"
 
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The upside to all this is you'll be able to click off the box that indicates that you're also African American as well as caucasian. Perhaps you'll even get a job or exemption to some things in the future for identifying as such.
 
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Will you stand in line for reparations?

You can pay your black side $$$ from your white side and call it even.


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Originally posted by MAXIMUS PANDAMONIUS:
I received my DNA profile. So here's why I'm shocked to high heaven.

I'M PART black. Holy Fuck man- I had no clue.
I thought I was a mix of Italian and Jewish.



another damned nigger


Roll Eyes

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lmao

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Originally posted by MAXIMUS PANDAMONIUS:

I'M PART black. Holy Fuck man- I had no clue.





"You be bluffin', whiny whigger; ain't got no claim
to be a nigger; got no soul, no funky beat; I'll kick
yo' ass out to the street! Know what I'm sayin'?"



that is good.
 
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Da .gov thanks you for your DNA sample.

Soon enough they'll share it with insurance companies which will then jack your rates 250% based on some fucking DNA 'profile'.

Fuck that. I'm white on the outside and that's all that counts to the world. The rest of my mutt I have a slight idea but don't really care. I have my boner, am happy with it and am fed and dry; complain? Who me?


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I got Scandahoovian in the woodpile.

I blame the Vikings. Wink


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I thinks I may got a bit o' rat in me.

roooooaaaarrr

(running back to my hidey hole)
 
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DNA?

I did that once back in the 60s. A chemist buddy of mine at UCLA made up a batch and we put som on sugar cubes. MAN – I didn’t come down for three days.

sniff
 
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Originally posted by ANGRY RAGEHEAD:
We have ordered a few of the test kits too, can't wait to see how Black/Injun I am!

I'm betting 95% Scotts-Irish/English/German, but whoa buddy, that other 5% is gonna be funny.

Hope I am not one of those shady jew types...

1beer1


Good News guys!

I am super-white!

Not a bit of injun, jew, gypsy or Afreekan.

I am a little disappoint, as I was looking forward to being able to say "What's up my Nigga?" to one of my two black friends.

Oh and you might like this Brutus, my Genetic Community lists "Early Settlers of Mississippi and Louisiana"...

Sup Cuz!

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There are certain advantages to having black in ya--Did I say that correctly. I must rephrase.
 
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Originally posted by ANGRY RAGEHEAD:
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Originally posted by ANGRY RAGEHEAD:
We have ordered a few of the test kits too, can't wait to see how Black/Injun I am!

I'm betting 95% Scotts-Irish/English/German, but whoa buddy, that other 5% is gonna be funny.

Hope I am not one of those shady jew types...

1beer1


Good News guys!

I am super-white!

Not a bit of injun, jew, gypsy or Afreekan.

I am a little disappoint, as I was looking forward to being able to say "What's up my Nigga?" to one of my two black friends.

Oh and you might like this Brutus, my Genetic Community lists "Early Settlers of Mississippi and Louisiana"...

Sup Cuz!

Thumbs Up




Howdy! 1hi1


I haven't done one of those tests yet, but my brother did and it came back purely northern European, just as I suspected it would.

There was an oft-told tale in our family over the years about us having some injun blood in us, but I always figured that was bullshit since 1) we grow facial hair too easily and 2) we don't have much of that lay-around-drunk-and-not-work tendency about us.

DEFINITELY glad no nigger turned up in the analysis. I might've had to seriously consider suicide if that had been the case.


Razz


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I think I probably look rather Viking-ish.

Dark blond hair, ginger facial hair.....




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