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I've been a member here for about 2 weeks now.

I have to say that there's not a lot to this board for old lardass to be so upset about.

So, why is he? Upset, I mean?

Very few posts here. And what does get posted is silly, or makes no sense or just out and out stupid.

What is DO's problem with this board then?
 
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When Herr Grumpenstumpen fürher posts bullshit on tb2kooky, someone almost always brings it here so he can't hurt it on a double secret special members only room. Here, the bright light of sunshine exposes d'oh and his band of faggot's and analingus masters for the hats filled bigots they are. It's sort of like Christian for Israel's pedophile debacle was exposed while d'oh was trying to bury all trades of it.

True, we have our knuckle draggers, drunks and idiots here. But we don't deny it or ban members for pointing it out.


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Sunny, scroll through the "18 years since 9/11" thread on Timebomb. A few people deceased. Some still members. But most are either inactive or Membership Revoked. Telling. I'm surprised Dennis hasn't yanked the thread yet.
 
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I pretty much keep things hands off around here. Other than the Three Rulez, discussion is encouraged.

Unlike Lardass, who is a weird mashup of a control freak, hoarder and general fuck up.


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I pretty much keep things hands off around here. Other than the Three Rulez, discussion is encouraged.

Unlike Lardass, who is a weird mashup of a control freak, hoarder and general fuck up.


Yes, and I like it like this.
But I just don't see why the volume of paranoia from him regarding this place. There must be something else that he thinks may be uncovered by this group....
 
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Originally posted by Jefiner:
I pretty much keep things hands off around here. Other than the Three Rulez, discussion is encouraged.

Unlike Lardass, who is a weird mashup of a control freak, hoarder and general fuck up.


Yes, and I like it like this.
But I just don't see why the volume of paranoia from him regarding this place. There must be something else that he thinks may be uncovered by this group....


He uses UB's as a tool to psychologically manipulate his 'members' when somebody ruffles his dirty feathers. What he fails to absorb into his peanut brain is that their coming here exposes truth. He has a sordid, nasty history. And it's all documented (publicly) online.


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Originally posted by sunny225:
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Originally posted by Jefiner:
I pretty much keep things hands off around here. Other than the Three Rulez, discussion is encouraged.

Unlike Lardass, who is a weird mashup of a control freak, hoarder and general fuck up.


Yes, and I like it like this.
But I just don't see why the volume of paranoia from him regarding this place. There must be something else that he thinks may be uncovered by this group....


He uses UB's as a tool to psychologically manipulate his 'members' when somebody ruffles his dirty feathers. What he fails to absorb into his peanut brain is that their coming here exposes truth. He has a sordid, nasty history. And it's all documented (publicly) online.


He's paranoid about someone contacting his employer with all of his gun and shooting someone talk. Every time the sex thread ads are brought up, if it were you, wouldn't you cringe? Someone way back contacted his wife, leader of his church (so he says), and warned them about his online persona. But bottom line, if he loses control, no more fundraisers for him. TB has been his cash cow ever since he took over. He has banned more people asking about the money than anything at TB. Everyone at UB has been banned by him, or they're still members watching behind the scene. When DO asks you to pack your bags and leave, no need to do that, he'll do it for you without warning. Is that not a coward or what? We know all about his life because he put it out there. However, I'm sure there's more to learn about him. We already know enough and it's disgusting.
 
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I've been a member here for about 2 weeks now.

I have to say that there's not a lot to this board for old lardass to be so upset about.

So, why is he? Upset, I mean?

Very few posts here. And what does get posted is silly, or makes no sense or just out and out stupid.

What is DO's problem with this board then?


Because Uncle Bob's has suffered from the same disease that TB has since it is made up of many of the same people over the years.

Socks stink and unravel

This place has imploded so many times over the years because of dumbass mods I've lost count, but we've always lost a buttload of members each time.

People get old, sick and die - we've got our own memorial garden here at Bob's.

People get tired of other people's shit and move on to new things.

People lie, get found out, get embarrassed as shit, and run away never to be heard from again. And generally if they do try and come back they catch so much shit they wind up staying away after a while.

The way things were back in 2003 are not the way they are in 2019 … you can't do some shit people used to enjoy doing without putting fellow forum members in jeopardy (or your hosting company) and that makes little pussies whine and cry and take their balls and go play with their dicks in other places.

Grow a freaking clue. Some of the shit that used to be done on Bob's cannot be done these days without legal jeopardy rearing its ugly head. We had porn, secret rooms, owners that owe thousands to the IRS, liars, cheats, and all the other shit that's the history of us. The only difference between this place and TB2K is that we know our shit stinks. Hang around and you'll get covered by it too. Be careful who you make friends with and wash your digits after the handshakes. It is the way we roll.
 
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Sunny, scroll through the "18 years since 9/11" thread on Timebomb. A few people deceased. Some still members. But most are either inactive or Membership Revoked. Telling. I'm surprised Dennis hasn't yanked the thread yet.


Ha! I checked out the 9/11 thread.

I changed my descriptor from 'Miniature Member' to 'Left the Building' before I submitted the buh-bye post. He changed it (at first) to "Inactive", and now "Membership Revoked".

This is how I quit:



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For the newbs like Sunny, here's some backstory to the way that Bob's once was and is no more.

https://www.tapatalk.com/group...b-s-diner-t1428.html

Lots of other interesting stuff on both TB2K and Bob's over there but you won't recognize most of the posters because they've abandoned Bob … most of the lights went out when Bob sold this place to Aeo/Alaska without telling anyone. See, he needed the money because his life was falling apart … lies, finances, divorce, and who the hell knows what else. That's really what tipped this place into a downhill position it hasn't recovered from. Of course Dan/Aeo/Alaska being the asshole he was and deleting a lot of content because he was scared of the po-po coming for him didn't help. Shit you should have been here for when he was stalking a couple of the female members and promising a beatdown because he was freaking out thinking they were reporting him to the cops for God alone knows what. Could have been true, probably wasn't. He'd already started having psychotic episodes of paranoia at that point.
 
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Then there is the shit that went on when Jefiner took over because Dan/Aeo/Alaska completely lost is mind. This is only one of the things that happened during transition that ran some people off. People started learning that FreeRange Uncle Bob's was no more. Of course it never has been. The banhammer has always existed at Bob's.

https://www.tapatalk.com/group...-two-peas-t1427.html
 
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Nik got his feels in a pinch when he was told to take a few breaths between posts on his great hundreds page long thread on nothing. Felt like an autposting script but who knows for sure. Nik had him some computer smarts.
 
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And here is some really old shit from 2007.

https://www.tapatalk.com/group...mod-at-ub-t1412.html

Bottom line is that Bob's used to be a place. These days it is barely a dot on a map. We've done it to ourselves same as TB2K. Sucks, but that's life.
 
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EC and I carpool to work, you know. Drove POJ nutz, it did.


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EC and I carpool to work, you know. Drove POJ nutz, it did.


Ah, those were the days. But sadly, half of the people here no longer even know who you are referring to.
 
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Hi LardAss

You really think no one can tell it's you. What a tard.
 
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You really think no one can tell it's you. What a tard.


The servicing a man ads really gets to lardass. It gets him all excited when he reads those ads. If you can get past the chub thing.....

I wonder what his ex and kids think about that?

SocialStrataPoohBear? How gay is that? Why did you use "pooh" instead of shit?
 
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Hi LardAss

You really think no one can tell it's you. What a tard.


The servicing a man ads really gets to lardass. It gets him all excited when he reads those ads. If you can get past the chub thing.....

I wonder what his ex and kids think about that?

SocialStrataPoohBear? How gay is that? Why did you use "pooh" instead of shit?

[sigh] Is every noob going to be given the "hi, Lardass!" treatment? I suspect he uses a pre-existing sock when he posts here. The noobs at tbers who have decided to give us a chance be posting here. JMHO YMMV.


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And, hello the all of our newbies! Stick around and try us. We're more than "Lardass is gay."


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