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What the media is mockingly calling the Diet Coke button is absent from the Resolute Desk in Biden's administration.

What it actually is, is a panic button in a finished wooden box adorned with the Presidential Seal that when pressed immediately summons the Secret Service into the Oval Office.

Not only present in pictures when Trump was in office, but when Obama, Bush, and Clinton held the office.

Why doesn't Joe have it?



Right click



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The funny answer would be because he can't remember what it does and keeps pressing it.

Or that he likes Pepsi, so he figured he doesn't need that button.
 
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Doesn't the Oval Office overlook the newly redone Rose Garden? If so, there are no trees outside that windw.
 
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The button isn’t necessary because he only goes to the Oval Office to sign things that his handlers tell him to, so he’s never there longer than 5 minutes.
 
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"Apparently most presidents keep it in a drawer, or out of sight, but only Trump kept his on the desk, at all times, and used it — not in times of danger — but to brag to journalists about his abilities to summon Diet Cokes.

Family Guy used to make fun of Trump’s Diet Coke button all the time actually which, I think, is why nobody believed it was a real thing. The President can’t possibly have a Diet Coke panic button, because that’s a Family Guy joke, right?"

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You didn't right click the image box, bogan. If you did, you would clearly see the box clearly on the desk when Obama, Bush, and Clinton sat behind it.









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I have no idea what this right click thing is.

I see it was for tea for the kenyan
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wik...e%20button%20removed.

NEVER a panic button
 
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https://www.quora.com/The-Oval...the-Resolute-Desk-do


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So Trump used it to communicate with the Secret Service to deliver him Diet Cokes.
 
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Originally posted by dragon_rider:
I have no idea what this right click thing is.

I see it was for tea for the kenyan
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wik...e%20button%20removed.

NEVER a panic button


Lying through omission is still lying, bogan.

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This article is being considered for deletion in accordance with Wikipedia's deletion policy.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diet_Coke_button


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My understanding SS stamd outside door and outsode window so what point panic button?

Also wtf is this right click thing?
 
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Maybe this will give you a clue why he may need a button.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/6unVd25SqQZy/


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Maybe this will give you a clue why he may need a button.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/6unVd25SqQZy/

From the comments. Is LeeW Shinman?

 
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It's for the agents that come out of the ceiling, bogan.


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Originally posted by Traitor Vic:
Maybe this will give you a clue why he may need a button.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/6unVd25SqQZy/

From the comments. Is LeeW Shinman?







Ouch.

He's so tricky, always mixing it up.


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I see the box was back on Biden's desk today.

But what does it do? Coke, coffee or peppermint tea?

/Enquiring minds wanno know...
 
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It summons Antifa.
 
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Button was on the desk in the vid I saw this morning.


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