Had the annual eye check up and now I'm in 1.50 cheaters to read. F*CK!!!! I've known I've needed them for awhile, just was fighting it but now I can hardly see a computer screen or anything with words on it.
This sucks, sucks, sucks!
Do you like my boobies?
Please, please no picture's.
Repeal the 19th.
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Having lost a brother to drug induced heart attack/stroke in October (He was 59), I'm careful about the time and quality of it I have left. My mom died at 63, my dad at 79: I'm 64, fifteen to go, maybe.
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Originally posted by CanadaWanker: Having lost a brother to drug induced heart attack/stroke in October (He was 59), I'm careful about the time and quality of it I have left. My mom died at 63, my dad at 79: I'm 64, fifteen to go, maybe.
Getting old is not for sissies or snowflakes. I've had readers for 20 years, not a big deal. I even wear them on a chain now so I always know where they're at, even if I might happen to have 2 or three pair on the top of my head at the same time. That happens.
Be careful if you have a knife in your right hand and try to put your readers on at the same time. You'll never make that mistake again. You might not need readers at all after that.
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