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What happens when kids from the City come to East Fucking Texas...

I seriously don't even...

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A dingdong I know has even a more ridiculous dingdong daughter, this is her and this is real and happened last night I think.

Pretty sure that is a fucking copperhead.

There is amusing audio with it but I am too lazy to find a place to upload that supports.
 
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Must be Texans... the lowest form of white man there is.

Al Sieber


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Precisely why Darwinism works ..
 
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Must be Texans... the lowest form of white man there is.

Al Sieber

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Must be Texans... the lowest form of white man there is.

Al Sieber

Jealousy's a hell of a burden to live under. At least you have your imaginary boner.


Lib you have to admit El Paso sucks.
 
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Originally posted by Helel ben Shaḥar:
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Must be Texans... the lowest form of white man there is.

Al Sieber

Jealousy's a hell of a burden to live under. At least you have your imaginary boner.


Lib you have to admit El Paso sucks.


So does El Pasco, Wa.


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Originally posted by Helel ben Shaḥar:
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Must be Texans... the lowest form of white man there is.

Al Sieber

Jealousy's a hell of a burden to live under. At least you have your imaginary boner.


Lib you have to admit El Paso sucks.


So does El Pasco, Wa.


The Tri Cities are becoming Mexico Norte.
 
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I'm not sure the border cities and towns even qualify as part of the US. A few years back, one border town flew the Mexican flag over the post office and city hall. But the rest of Texas rocks!


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I'm not sure the border cities and towns even qualify as part of the US. A few years back, one border town flew the Mexican flag over the post office and city hall. But the rest of Texas rocks!


We did desert training at White Sands Missile Range and were barracked at Ft. Bliss Tx. El Paso really does suck.
 
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is it worse than barstow?

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Never been there.
 
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Lets see here...

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Like that?

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Not a bit. El Paso is located across the river from Juárez Mexico. It is Mexico El Norte.
 
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There are so many Obamite judges who smack down every attempt by voters and Austin to stop the flow of illegals. It makes me sick to see our laws ignored by judicial edict.


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A dingdong I know has even a more ridiculous dingdong daughter, this is her and this is real and happened last night I think.

Pretty sure that is a fucking copperhead.

There is amusing audio with it but I am too lazy to find a place to upload that supports.


For anyone interested, the audio goes like this...

At the beginning the dingdong says, “I don’t wanna like pick him up, because I don’t know where to put him.” Then after she pets him she lets out a little nervous giggle and says, “He’s fine.”

According to her freaked out mother, she says her daughter just thought it was a harmless little snake and she wanted a video to send to scare her mother. Mission accomplished. Last I heard she was crying her eyes out for being roasted on Snapchat for being a dumbass.

I can’t believe it didn’t bite her. She’s like an idiot savant, snake whisperer.

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Must be Texans... the lowest form of white man there is.

Al Sieber

Jealousy's a hell of a burden to live under. At least you have your imaginary boner.


And your ever morphining ethnicity, Llywelyn Sanchez.


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aaaahhhhhhh Smile Giddyup!!


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Lets see here...

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Like that?

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