Here we discuss in great variety what once was, what is now, what may be to come, and the many ways we're devising to remember, endure, and understand our experiences. And perhaps in some way to ready ourselves and our children for the future.
Uncle Bob's would like to apologize to the following people or groups of people who we undoubtedly have offended over the course of the past few years. If you feel you have been personally offended then take this apology to be specifically for you. Otherwise, we
apologize to President George W. Bush a.k.a. Chimpy McFlightsuit, Catholic Priests who dork little boys, vegetarians, Fruit Loop, Atkins' Diet adherents and other fat-asses, Dennis J. Olson, Aleph Null, paranoid persona's, space aliens, Illegal Aliens, Boy Scouts, same sex aficionados, Ted Kennedy, Diane Feinstein, John McCain and other losers on
Capitol Hill who don't know the definition of 'amnesty,' Canadians, ditch diggers, people who support the aforementioned, people on Prozac, OJ Simpson, Las Vegas, Nazi Mods, Avril Lavigne, motorcycle gang members, rag heads or towel heads or any other Middle Eastern persona's, Barbara Streisand, Rosie O'Donnell, Britney Spears, midgets, geeks, Mr. Dershowitz, "little sluts" with thier "c*nts waving in the breeze," and anybody who has ever been called Lard Ass.
